Baby Haiku
The 3-5-3 type, not that wimpy 5-7-5
Who are you?
I can't remember.
Want some drool?
I must pee.
Because I am Sam,
I pee now.
I am wet.
I don't tell mommy.
Now she's wet.
Where's my food?
Please guess what I want.
I won't say.
I grab hair.
Pull it hard and smile!
But you scream.
Am I sad?
Could I be happy?
I don't know.